Këk Hyir Hadfow

Këk Hyir Hadfow (/kɛk/ /hjir/ [damn] [bill; check]) is a subtropical Large City located in Somakapo Parish, Sksungziqakhi Diocese, within the Irus.

The name Këk Hyir Hadfow is derived from the Sylvin language, as Këk Hyir Hadfow was founded by Shnirlol, who was culturaly Wood Elf.

Climate

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a yearly average temperature of 21°C (69°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a warm 26°C (78°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool 17°C (62°F). Këk Hyir Hadfow receives an average of 69 cm/y (27 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the spring. Këk Hyir Hadfow covers an area of nearly 138 km² (55 mi²), and an average elevation of 7994 m (-16722 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Këk Hyir Hadfow was founded durring the late 10th century, by Shnirlol. The establishment of Këk Hyir Hadfow was only bairly constructed. The sheer number of problems with its founding were enough to make several of the backers funding Këk Hyir Hadfow's construction back out of the project. Shnirlol pushed on reguardles, and Këk Hyir Hadfow was finished, but starts off as a terible place to live.

Këk Hyir Hadfow was built using the conventions of Wood Elf durring the late 10th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Këk Hyir Hadfow is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature timber framed wooden shiethed or brick construction, which gives form to a very formalized, rational, expence effishent arcatectural style based on strictly symmetrical designs which universaly feature pitched roofs, shutters, and the occasional column or pilaster for a decorative touch.

Këk Hyir Hadfow is buildings are arranged arround a network of broad paverstone streets which form a diamond shaped grid, where each diamond verries in size given the proximity of the paralell streets forming each section. The ocasional smaller diamond has been used to construct a park, plaza, and other communal structures. The city has a fortified albit thin brick wall. The wall has most of the feeatures of a typical castle wall, just on a much smaller scale and and budget. Notably brick isn't a particuarly soild choice for resisting siege weapons. Këk Hyir Hadfow's wall wouldn't hinder a proper army, but it is more than sufishent for bandits and other small marauding groups. The city's monster and outlaw focused fortifications are visibly old, but also obviously maintained semi-regularly. Its likly the local malishia or garrison are tasked with ocasional mantance of the citys defences.

Your first impression of Këk Hyir Hadfow proves to be right on the money. This city is where the rebels chose to settle. Fashion trends are quite simply the opposite of what’s popular in the other nearby communities. THis trend extends everywhere. Things that should be black are white, what would normally be square is organically curved, and what is typically unthinkable for polite society is more than welcome in this public square. Up to the logical limits, of course. There’s no flaying someone alive to eat their skin going on, but the women are dressed a little immodestly, the men are a little more emotional, and the food is all overly complex and terrible.

Civic Infrastructure

Këk Hyir Hadfow possesses a Aethary Link for its accademic, government, and financial institutions. Public Aethary access is available through one or more of these intitutions.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Këk Hyir Hadfow. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Këk Hyir Hadfow's parks.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Këk Hyir Hadfow.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Këk Hyir Hadfow's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has an Arcane Academy which provides higher education in the arcane sciences.

Këk Hyir Hadfow possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Large City. Këk Hyir Hadfow's grid is powered by a boiler and turbine based power plant.

Këk Hyir Hadfow's old civil lighting system was converted to Galvanic Lamps recently, and expanded to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a first rate hospital which caters to anyone in need of long term medical care.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a library, which keeps a large collection of books, scrolls, and archives all manner of physical items. While not open to the public, the librarians and scholars employed by the library will assist anyone with their research needs, and wealthy individuals can purchase membership to access the library's materials themselves. In spite of being generally closed to the public, the library has a room with several Aether Linked devices available to the public during business hours.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Këk Hyir Hadfow's natural decorations nor waterways.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Këk Hyir Hadfow has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

Këk Hyir Hadfow is led by one or more incompetents. While they must have been very good at something to have acquired the position, they are fundamentally incapable of leading. Uncontrolled passions or lusts, commitment to a hopelessly impractical ideal, pigheaded obstinacy in the face of failure, a total lack of charisma or interpersonal skills, or profound laziness might all unfit them for their post.

Këk Hyir Hadfow's bank was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is best known for its striking sculptural forms and often dazzling ornamental detail that characterizes the buildings general shape. The radiant colors, rich patterns, and symmetrical silhouettes employed by this style were backed up by rich decorative features including gardens, courtyards, extruded arches, domes, pointed domes, vaulted ceilings, elaborate painted and inlaid designs, and decorative sculptures.

In Këk Hyir Hadfow the utterance of expletives is impossible within city limits. This has changed as the limits have changed, but has not kept up with slang, or swearing in foreign languages.

The Skin Stitcher near Këk Hyir Hadfow are known to be quite timid.

Këk Hyir Hadfow's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in autumn and involves ritual combat to channel Transmutation energies of tier 3 via mimery.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Këk Hyir Hadfow Census Data: Year 2000

12505 of Këk Hyir Hadfow's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 664 work in Agriculture
• 2804 work as Craftsmen
• 1004 work as Merchants
• 1895 work as Service Workers
• 1286 work as General Laborers
• 508 work as Skilled Laborers
• 1881 work as Civil Servants
• 1118 work in Cottage Industries
• 672 work as Artists
• 673 work in Produce Industries

18655 of Këk Hyir Hadfow's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 1640 (5%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Këk Hyir Hadfow is known for its unusual rock formations.

POI

History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century a local hero by the name of saved most of the town when a natural disaster struck Këk Hyir Hadfow. A small order of knights was founded in 's honor, and bears his name to this day.

History